My List of Impossible Things

Career

  • Finish The Novel.
  • Get a literary agent.
  • Publish The Novel.
  • Sell a screenplay based on The Novel.
  • Sell 10,000 copies of The Novel.
  • Sell 20,000 copies of The Novel.
  • Sell 50,000 copies of The Novel.
  • Write and publish The Next Novel.
  • Sell a screenplay based on The Next Novel.
  • Write the ENTIRE urban fantasy series.
  • Make enough money with my fiction writing to support my household comfortably.

Health

  • Be (95%+) Paleo for 6 months.
  • Be (95%+) Paleo for 1 year.
  • Maintain my morning blood sugar at <100 for 6 months.
  • Complete level 5 on all exercises in Convict Conditioning.
  • Complete level 7 on all exercises in Convict Conditioning.
  • Do 10,000 steps per day for 6 months.
  • Do 10,000 steps per day for 1 year.
  • Weigh <200 lbs.
  • Achieve 20% body fat.

Other

  • Take sailing lessons.
  • Get certified to bareboat charter.
  • Get all ASA certifications.
  • Learn boat engine and electrical maintenance.
  • Rent a large catamaran for a week and sail in ocean waters.
  • Live on a boat and write my sailing mystery series.
  • Finish remodeling the house and get it in salable condition.
  • Become fluent in Spanish.
  • Meditate daily for 6 months.
  • Meditate daily for 1 year.
  • Complete both Levels 1 and 2 of Debbie’s animal communication course.